FORT MACLEOD, ALBERTA, 1870'S HOTEL RULES

By Jim MacNeill

* Guests are forbidden to strike matches or spit on the ceiling, or to sleep in bed with their spiked boots and spurs on.

* Meals served in rooms will not be guaranteed in any way. Our waiters are hungry and not above temptation.

* To attract attention of waiters or bell boys, shoot a hole through the door panel. Two shots for ice-water, three for a deck of cards, and so on.

* No tips must be given to any waiters. Leave them with the proprietor. He will distribute them if it’s considered necessary.

* All guests are requested to arise at 6 a.m. This is imperative as the sheets are needed for table clothes.

* The bar in the annex will be open day and night. All day drinks, 50 cents each; night drinks $1.00 each. Only regular registered guests will be allowed the privilege of sleeping on the barroom floor.

* A deposit must be made before towels, soap, or candles can be carried to rooms. When boarders are leaving, a rebate will be made on all candles or parts of candles, not burned or eaten.

* No kicking regarding the quality or quantity of the meals allowed. Those who do not like the provender will get out, or be put out. Assaults on the cook are strictly prohibited. Quarrelsome persons, also those who shoot off without provocation guns or other explosive weapons, and all boarders who get killed will not be allowed to remain in the house.

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